2012 - One-Eyed Hay Ride Awaits
by J. R. Beatty
Cold Autumn nights (even in Florida), big bonfire parties, carved pumpkins, bobbing for apples, scary ghost tales told where somebody always jumped out of the shadows to frighten the listeners - BOO!
Making an audio tape of my own high-pitched, ear-splitting, screechy, squealing, screaming, tenor voice that was louder than all the girls combined for use in my school's spooky Haunted House. Keeping a girlfriend warm while riding in an open hay wagon. All these good, back-in-the-day memories flashed before my mind's eye.
AND Baby Boomers -- STAY ALIVE! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! "LEAVE IT TO BIEBER!"